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A Patton Oswalt Christmas

In true Patton Oswalt fashion, Christmas is a time for reflecting on the banality (and startling non-Christian-ness) of pop culture—particularly a little ditty called "The Christmas Shoes." It's a terrible, terrible song that God surely hates with a fiery passion, but that He somehow manages to allow to exist. Oswalt does a hilarious routine about the song, and just in time for the holidays, an expert cartoon set to Oswalt's jokes is making the rounds. It's unclear if this thing was intended for release—it's unlikely the Christian group NewSong would be too psyched about Patton repurposing their song in this way. Patton, the Internet Christians are going to get mad at you if this somehow makes it past the V-chips they've installed in their brains.

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