Superstar commenter and recent A.V. Club office visitor ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER occasionally brightens our day by leaving rambling, drunken voicemails. In this one, retrieved this morning but presumably sent last night, he wishes us well—and insists that we interview Cuba Gooding Jr. Not a bad idea, really. With his permission, we present the message in its entirety. Happy holidays.
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