The Fate Of The Furious

There are a lot of questions circling, like an endlessly drifting Nissan, around the upcoming eighth Fast And The Furious movie, The Fate Of The Furious. What turned Dom Toretto against his friends? Where’d they get the submarine? How many times can people say the word “family,” before it gets totally drowned out by the sound of cars ramping off of cars that have, themselves, been ramped off of trucks?

If you’re going to be in Chicago next month, you can answer these questions for yourself, faster and furiouser than all your friends. All you have to do to snag a pair of free tickets to an April 11 showing of the film is click this link and follow the instructions therein. The screening—held three days ahead of the film’s April 14 release—is scheduled for 7:00 p.m. at the Kerasotes Showplace ICON. Get there early, though; you don’t want your seat stolen by some other movie-goer, living their life a quarter of a bag of popcorn at a time.