Wow. If you're wondering how E!'s planning on stretching this out for two hours, the first three minutes have already given us a shot of Ryan Seacreast sitting with his legs wide open in a limo, an "exclusive" of Ellen saying that she's really busy (hilarious!), and Debbie Matenopolous and Guiliana De Pandi, both tanned beyond recognition, on some type of crane, and saying "gorgeous" a lot. In fact, I'm instituting a "gorgeous" counter. So far, we're at 2.