Danny Trejo is Machete

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Assorted Nerf weaponry ($12.93 and up)

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All things Nerf are on sale on Amazon today, including a sweet-looking tactical vest for storing your backup darts.

Monopoly Deal card game ($5.49)

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Consider this a personal recommendation: This game is great.

Adidas soccer gear, including balls, shin guards, and goalie gloves ($6.95 and up)

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Don’t you want a soccer ball to kick around while you’re watching the USWNT dominate in the Olympics?

Microsoft Xbox One 500 GB Gears Of War bundle ($239.99)

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If you’re more interested in an Xbox 360, there’s also one on Amazon packaged with Forza Horizon 2 for $199.99.

Black + Decker Lithium Ion Drill Kit with 100 accessories ($59.99)

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Every solo-living adult needs a drill kit. It’s a game changer.

Cold brew coffee maker ($24.00)

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It’s hot out. Make cold coffee.

Tim Horton’s 100 percent Arabica dark roast ($9.37)

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Like this coffee, for instance…

Batman travel mug ($10.89)

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… which you could then put in this sweet Batman travel mug…

Odwalla Super Protein bar, pack of 15 ($15.19)

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… And then take to work for breakfast, along with one of these Odwalla protein bars.

Machete ($3.99 to rent, $6.99 to own)

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Or you could just stay home and watch Machete.