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New John Wick: Chapter 2 teaser gets 50 Shades Darker

There’s no doubt that John Wick: Chapter 2 is going to be bloodier than the original—the titular assassin is now running amok in Italy, bent on vengeance once more. But this new teaser shows off its sexier side, opening with a woman unzipping her dress before John (Keanu Reeves). It’s all just a distraction, though—the whole promo is just a riff on promotions for 50 Shades Darker, another sequel featuring an impeccably attired man of mystery. But when John talks about having a rough night, he doesn’t mean paddles or elevator finger bangs (or does he?). Either way, John Wick: Chapter Two will probably end up being a much better date movie. Chad Stahelski’s film hits theaters February 10.


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