Some parents will go all out for their child’s birthday party. For Nailed It! stans, that includes putting an offer out to the show’s host, Nicole Byer, to come host the whole she-bang. Byer tweeted about the phenomenon recently, saying she’d host these parties for $1 million a piece, mostly because she hates kids. As she told The A.V. Club in a sit down that you can watch above, she’d actually do it for a little less—her episodic rate—but that’s only if she can find a time when she’s not recording one of her many podcasts. Those tidbits and more of Byer being, to use one of her phrases “a treat,” are in the clip above.