You'll have to wait a few days to get The A.V. Club's official review of the movie version of The Da Vinci Code, but here's my personal take on Dan Brown's novel—using Brown's own gimmick, thanks to the Internet Anagram Server. If you rearrange the letters in:

BROWN'S BESTSELLER NOVEL
"THE DA VINCI CODE,"
you get

D.B. BELCHES WORST VILE
DRIVEL ON TEN OCEANS
.

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