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The Final Tally

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Secret Success

Envy (#2)
Ishtar (#3)
What A Way To Go! (#4)
The Wiz (#8)
Return To Oz (#9)
Jarhead (#16)
The Wicker Man (#21)
Missouri Breaks (#23)
Mystery Men (#24)
Manderlay (#25)
The Razor's Edge (#27)
Big Trouble (#37)
Joe Vs. The Volcano (#40)
The Postman (#43)
O.C And Stiggs (#54)
Pennies From Heaven (#59)
Freddy Got Fingered (#61)
The Fountain (#65)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (#70)
The Scout (#71)
The Apple (#79)
Heaven's Gate (#81)
Dreamcatcher (#82)
Aren't You Even Going To Kiss Me Goodbye/A Night In The Life Of Jimmy Reardon (#89)
New York New York (#92)
One From The Heart (#95)
Hulk (#100)
Perfume: The Story of A Murderer (#104)

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Fiascos

Elizabethtown (#1)
1941 (#5)
Bonfire Of The Vanities(#6)
Billy Jack Goes To Washington (#11)
The Chase (#18)
Myra Breckinridge (#19)
Lady In The Water (#20)
A Life Less Ordinary (#28)
Loverboy (#30)
Harvard Man (#31)
Exorcist II: The Heretic (#32)
Toys (#33)
She Hate Me (#36)
The Jazz Singer (#41)
Waterworld (#42)
Cool World (#44)
Tank Girl (#45)
Rhinestone (#49)
Paint Your Wagon (#50)
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (#51)
Gigli (#52)
Doctor Detroit (#53)
Get Rich Or Die Tryin' (#55)
Scenes From A Mall (#57)
The End Of Violence (#58)
What Planet Are You From? (#60)
Cruising (#63)
The Island Of Dr. Moreau (#64)
Battlefield Earth (#66)
Strange Days (#76)
Home Of The Brave (#77)
Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio (#78)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (#80)
Southland Tales (#91)
Rent (#98)
Where The Truth Lies (#99)
Grafitti Bridge (#101)
Under The Cherry Moon (#102)
Psycho (#103)

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Failures

All The King's Men (#7)
The Kid & I (#10)
Man Of The Year (#12)
It's Pat The Movie (#13)
Deal Of The Century (#14)
Best Defense (#15)
Four Rooms (#17)
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (#22)
The Pick Up Artist (#26)
Nothing But Trouble (#29)
Havoc (#34)
Edison Force (#35)
Isn't She Great (#38)
Striptease (#39)
The Two Jakes (#47)
Over The Top (#48)
The Real Cancun (#56)
Hudson Hawk (#67)
Georgia Rule (#68)
The Cat In The Hat (#69)
Free Money (#72)
Basic Instinct 2 (#73)
Batman & Robin (#74)
Catwoman (#75)
Swept Away (#83)
Town & Country (#84)
City Heat (#85)
Body Of Evidence (#86)
North (#87)
Breakfast Of Champions (#88)
Glitter (#90)
Pay It Forward (#93)
Howard The Duck (#94)
Santa Claus: The Movie (#96)
Exit To Eden (#97)

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Secret Failures

Sour Grapes (#62)

Semi-Secret Fiascopiece

It's All About Love (#46)

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